Your Butt Deserves This: Artisanal Toilet Paper

Who needs comfort when you can have the extra scrubbing power of fiber and splinters to help get those last bits of doo-doo off your derriere?

Georgia Pacific’s Quilted Northern has debuted a new line of specialty TP, what it bills as the “biggest innovation in toilet paper since the 3-ply roll.”

The product brings an artisanal, handcrafted sensibility to an unlikely realm, the potty, with varieties that include the Small Batch Rustic Weave, Cedar Loom and Extra Virgin Birch — for those of you who prefer more bark on your butt.

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