My Wife Knows Everything vs. The Wife Doesn’t Know

If only all horse races were like this. The announcer of this particular race probably didn’t know that when it came time to call the winner, he’d be making a statement about gender.

Two horses compete neck and neck to the finish, one being the #3 horse Mywifenosevrything and the other being horse #7: Thewifedoesntknow. It all made for a hilarious and exciting finish, with the wife who knows everything beating them all in the end.

The best part happens when the announcer says, “My wife knows everything MORE than my wife doesn’t know.” We’re actually surprised neither horse lost to another horse with a gender-inspired name, “Little Miss Macho.”

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