The Battle of Waterloo. Luke Skywalker vs. Darth Vader. Netherlands vs. Portugal at the 2006 World Cup. Super Bowl XLIII.
All of these epic battles pale into insignificance compared to these two kookaburra birds staring intently into each other’s eyes in a fight for a single scrap of meat.
Even though an onlooker attempted to break it up by offering them more meat, and even placing it on top of their beaks, they looked like they were never going to budge.
Unfortunately, there’s been no word on which of these kookaburras won the epic battle, but at least we know now that these birds are stubborn AF. Don’t bother taking them on.