This Comedian Re-enacting His Son’s Words After He Fell In Nettles Is The Best Drama Of The Year

British comedian William Andrews filmed a re-enactment of the incident, explaining that his son had given a hilariously dramatic speech while he was being carried home.

In a soliloquy that even Shakespeare would surely be proud of, the child described the pain as the “baddest” and “getting worserer”.

It’s worser than the tree, than that house, than the river, than the rain. It’s getting worse. Ow ow ow, I may never stop saying ow.”