A Satirical Woman’s Guide To Woodworking Of Building An End Table

In A Woman’s Guide to Woodworking, hostess Brittany offers tips on how to stay safe (“Make sure your mascara is completely dry before putting on your safety glasses – otherwise, whenever you blink it’ll get on your glasses and obstruct your view”) to how to put all the pieces together (“Just like your insults when you’re fighting with your boyfriend, you’re going to want to start small — like his weird haircut — and end big — like how he’s just like his father”).

The end result: a side table ready to have your whole collection of (purely decorative) scented candles stacked on it!

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