The crib dribbler. It’s essential a gerbil-style watering system, except it’s for a baby’s crib. Oh, and of course it’s not real. Pretty sure you can only buy the box as a prank, you can’t actually buy one.
A couple tried to trick grandma into thinking they had actually bought one for her grandson/granddaughter.
“I forgot I had a baby for six wonderful hours!”
The package also talks about the special energy drink formula and the food trough accessory. Brilliant!