Hannah Montana Coon Repellent

Yes, you did read that title correctly. No, there is not a typo. This video really is of Hannah Montana coon repellent.

There’s an old man sitting on his front porch. He looks like Santa Claus or Gandalf or Dumbledore or something.

To make things even weirder he has an overly obese pet raccoon. This raccoon is apparently really mouthy and likes to bite the old man frequently.

Somehow this man has figured out that Hannah Montana body spray keeps the raccoon from biting him. I’m sure you, as I was, are wondering, “why does he even have that?”

He says he uses it to first off keep the raccoon from biting him and second because it makes him feel “bold… yet sassy”. That’s what all old men want to feel right?