Gotta love this video from Chubbies. They have a great point — Why is there no men’s synchronized swimming? Isn’t it sexist that the sport is only open to females in 2016? Shouldn’t fat dudes with dad bods like me be able to rock nose plugs, a swimmer cap, and a Speedo to do water acrobatics?
Men’s synchronized swimming needs to be a thing. If the IOC isn’t going to listen, we’ll just have to create our own damn Olympics.
A beer Olympics, complete with a regulatory body and host countries.