An Anatomically Correct Spider-Man Would Be A Shitty Superhero

The people from Corridor don’t seem to want to write “Spider-Man” the correct way all the time, but they show us disturbing images of where the net would have to come actually…

In this video we’re faced with the harsh truth of what a real Spider-Man would have to deal with during his super-heroics and it seems to be a huge pain in the ass.

Spiders produce webs through a complex biological process via silk-spinning organs called spinnerets.

If Spider-Man mutated from a radioactive spider bite and developed those biological abilities, his wrists would not be the place for them.

What makes more sense (if that’s even phrase we can use) is that the closest anatomical orifice that humans have where a spinneret would likely develop is right up the ol’…. secret hideout? Hobgoblin? Mysterio? His butt.

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